As far as I am concerned, we are blessed to have eBay. Just as blessed as the BVM herself. On a day when deadlines are pressing down on me and editors are nipping at my heels, I do a search for "grilled cheese" and am heartily rewarded:

Blessed Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary Kit with Quesadilla Option:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5536406729&rd=1

VirginMaryGrilledCheese.info domain name ($500 BIN price):
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3767&item=5732798857&rd=1

Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese watercolor painting:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20135&item=5536211107&rd=1

A reader writes: "GCW is a dead ringer for Marlene Dietrich." Absolutely--why didn't I see it before?